Giant Dog Life
Too Big to Beg. MP3 Download
🐶 This is for the big ones...
- The Leonberger who pulled ammo carts in WWI
- The Cane Corso who can read your soul
- The Komondor who is the carpet
- And every misunderstood, oversized snuggle monster told they’re "too much"
💥 Lyrics That Slap:
- “They call our dogs too big, too scary, too much. We call them loyal, brilliant, majestic AF.”
- “HOAs said ‘No.’ Airlines said ‘Nah.’ We said, ‘Hold our leash’”
🎯 Why it matters:
Portion of the Proceeds from this song help various giant breed rescues — because big dogs deserve big love, not bigotry.
📦 What You Get:
- Digital MP3 Download with licensing for your use on social media
- Bonus: Instant badass energy boost when played loud
🛑 Warning:
This song may cause spontaneous laughter, barking in agreement, or uncontrollable “HELL YEAH” chants while driving.
🐾 Join the movement.
Because Too Big to Beg is more than music.
It’s a declaration of giant dog pride.
My Bed Ain't Mine. Mp3 Download
🎶 If you’ve ever woken up clinging to the edge of your mattress while a 150-lb fluff monster snores dead center… this song was written for you.
“My Bed Ain’t Mine” is the hilariously heartfelt, toe-tapping country ballad that captures the daily drama of sharing your bed (and your life) with a Leonberger… or any XL dog with zero concept of personal space.
TheXL Dog Mafiastore was created to celebrate and defend the misunderstood giants of the dog world — the loyal, majestic, bed-hogging legends banned by airlines, landlords, and outdated weight limits. A portion of all proceeds supports giant breed rescue organizations, helping save and rehome the gentle giants who deserve a second chance.
